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[papamoomin]

Bastard PHP. I'm trying to download the stuff I need to teach myself how to use it and therefore be clever, but I appear to failing to get off the starting blocks because I can't get the fucking thing to run! Cunting bloody compression with odd things that don't seem to want to work properly.

alasdair, I may need you to beat about the head and tell me what exactly I'm doing wrong...

In other news, I have pinpointed what I dislike about Russell T Davies Dr Who. He seems to think that we should care about the villains. I full expect to learn that the Master was a chronic bed wetter later this series. And as for the cybermen, well, they'll probably utter 'Do not judge the Cybermen. We were abused as children.' Or something.

I am now full of Sausage casserole. Hurrah!

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[graven-fury.livejournal.com]

I am now full of Sausage...

[plug-in-babe.livejournal.com]

:O

[papamoomin.livejournal.com]

I knew someone would do that...

[alasdair.livejournal.com]

What you shall be wanting, assuming you haven't got it already, it this:

http://apache2triad.net/

Uninstall any PHP stuff you've already got in, and try this - it's a one click installer that'll get a PHP-enabled webserver up and running on more or less any machine.

[papamoomin.livejournal.com]

Splendid. Thank you good sir. :)